magedogtag

this might be one of the best things i've ever written

2010-12-11T01:22:00.000-08:00

new hampshire has it right- “LIVE FREE OR DIE”

i for one will not accept a president as king and his bureaucracy as his unelected parliament. i am a free man. as are all men of this country. yes, all men of all colors and all races and all creeds. we are all free men. and we as free men elect our representatives which our government continually pushes aside. our representatives are becoming nothing more than the shiny but worthless baubles that our states send to the crown. bits of worthless glass to sit beside the golden and bejeweled government. there they are, but not worth looking at or listening to because the unelected bureaucracy makes the rules. that is the direction we are going. the glass beads of the states below the crown jewels of the federal government and matching exactly in value.

those jewels were given by the states and it’s time the states took them back. let the federal government keep the baubles and beads. by the constitution that is all that they are owed.

obama leaves clinton to do press conference...

2010-12-11T00:11:00.000-08:00

okay, i was gonna be nice but all that comes to mind is this:

"massa, you know how to take care of this. can you make 'em undastand, sah?"

"heheh, yeah, boy, just get outa mah way."

for God's sake, can anyone see anything but that?

i think that Dr. Alveeda King might have been right when she asked if obama was the "white house negro". right now the obvious answer is- YES. defer to the white man. let massa make it right. let the racist ex president cover your poor black mistakes and argue in favor of your stupidity.

no, mr. obama, you are not the "white house negro", you are the president of the united states of america. or you were until now. if anyone outside of america ever thinks you have any influence anywhere and at any time i will be more than shocked. i mean outside your communist and anti-american muslim pals.

mr. obama, you are now as symbolic as the royal family of the united kingdom. you can say what you will, people will applaud (one or two might even faint if you pay them enough), but in the end no one will really care. thanks for abdicating.

later.

i'm a veteran...

2010-11-11T17:06:00.001-08:00

i keep wondering if i served good enough or if just serving is good enough.

later.

I voted...

2010-11-02T17:08:00.001-07:00

ashamedly for the first time in my 42 years. but this time it really mattered and the ones to come will really matter, possibly more. i didn't grow up through the end of the cold war just to see marxists, commies, statists, totalitarians and every other liberal agenda take over my country. i will help ensure the freedom of my country and my people through my vote. i'm opposed to violence unless it makes it's way to my door. at that point all bets are off. fortunately i live in a part of the country where i'm extremely unlikely to find it in my neighborhood, let alone at my door so there is not much to worry about.

anyway, i just want to say something to the liberals out there-

WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION, BITCHES!!!!!

later.

master race?

2010-10-31T15:30:00.001-07:00

yes, there is one - of sorts.

it is the American. the children of the world combining with each other to produce children of different heritage and race and then those children combining again. it is the fundamental "melting pot" of America. from the many races come uncounted different combination's and so a greater race that is not single but multiple and varied and expressed as "American".

is the typical American of a single race? probably not. technically i'm german and english and so of two different races. a girl i went to high school with was of lithuanian and some other west european descent; technically of two different races. then there is president obama, half african and half white, though his mother could be the result of any number of "races", i don't know.

the american "race", if you can call it that, is superior in the world because it is a vast combination of all possibilities of all races from all places.

in the classic sense of the word "race" we are not one, we are many and in many combinations. yet we stand out above the world precisely because of that.

there is no "master race". hitler was totally wrong and in every conceivable way. and yet there is the American. not technically a race but the best of blends of all.

later.

rachel maddow...

2010-10-25T14:47:00.001-07:00

an apology for accusing someone of foreknowledge of the oklahoma city bombing that came of as a pompous dismissal of the fact that she fucked up. what a useless woman. probably hasn't had anything stiff anywhere near her in so long that her brain is melting. i'm pretty sure she requires her pencils to be limp.

yep, rachel maddow, you are a joke. a senseless ranting bitch who comes off as a senseless ranting bitch. good on ya. besides, get some makeup that works and straighten out that smile. you look like some old time, old fashioned, inbred appalacian broad trying to find the first man available. ugly? to the damned bone you are.

oh, try to screech at a lower volume. you are screwing up the speakers on my tv with your boring and wrong and lying crowing. even hillary clinton and michelle obama sound less shrew like than you and god knows they are harpies of the first order.

later.

ps- i've never heard a conservative chick sound as hateful and stupid as you, rachel. are you just mean or truly evil or plain old stupid? honestly, i can't quite figure it out.

my reply to an article by Juan Williams written after his firing from npr.

2010-10-21T17:26:00.001-07:00

so,
Juan, your political allies have left you flapping in the wind. your
head on a pike, so to speak. have you changed your viewpoint that
liberals have the best intentions for the country or the world? has the
obvious racism and elitism and politically correct silencing been
enough to assuage your idealism of the liberal movement? have you
discovered that it is all a lie yet?

you were pilloried for doing exactly what conservatives agree with: speaking your mind freely.

you are wrong about damn near everything politically in my opinion
but in this situation as described in this article i am 100% behind you.
i admit i always thought you were a fair minded person even if you
were a liberal true believer. you are among the liberals that can be
forgiven: the believers. npr are among those that cannot be forgiven:
the deceivers. those are the only two kinds of liberals. i hope you
have figured that out now.

best of luck, Juan. i will still disagree with you, i think, but i
will respect you and your right to express your beliefs. so will FOX
news and a large number, if not a large majority, of conservatives of
all stripes.

george stephanopolous

2010-10-13T17:49:00.001-07:00

if someone punches that fool in the nose i'll be the first one to cheer.

later.

a book.

2010-09-21T22:38:00.001-07:00

i think i will read this one.

link to the article about it-

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/22/world/asia/22policy.html?_r=1

at the very least it shows a president willing to put his own political standing over the lives of american military service men and women.

the best quote from the article:

“I have to say that,” Mr. Obama replied. “I can’t let this be a war without end, and I can’t lose the whole Democratic Party.”

so, yeah, the democrat party is more important than killing terrorists before they kill us which is funny. why? apparently our president obama would like to have terrorists attack us while he simultaneously attacks us through his fiscally imprisoning policies. so the obama answer to a complete soviet style revolution with millions murdered and the rest shoved into poverty is for our government to shove us into poverty while terrorists are allowed to train to kill us in a war torn country that our president abandoned, thereby having a foreign scapegoat that will allow the continuing destruction of america from within even as we are killed by terrorists trained in afghanistan.

brilliant.

and tantamount to TREASON.

best of luck obama. politics goes a long way. all the way until chicago is nuked. carry on. and may god damn you to hell for the first successful terrorist attack that you allowed to happen.

later.

glenn beck

2010-09-19T19:27:00.001-07:00

not a prophet.

but a messenger.

later.

a reply to a comment...

2010-09-03T21:24:00.001-07:00

on this article from the dailycaller.com - http://dailycaller.com/2010/09/02/palin-hit-piece-an-example-of-shoddy-journalism/comment-page-2/#comment-238528

excerpt from the comment-

“Some of you are so racist that you can not and will not accept this.”

my reply-

well, sir, all of you leftists are racist. yes, ALL OF YOU LEFTISTS. you voted for obama because you felt bad for all the poor black people that can’t do anything for themselves and need welfare since the plantation owners aren’t taking care of them anymore and you wanted to feel good because there was a black guy that went to harvard running for president. it felt so good to vote for the one in a million black guy that could actually do something for himself didn’t it? the one in a million black guy that didn’t need welfare or food stamps or a master.

shut your racist keyboard, dolt. it is you and your liberal masters that have virtually destroyed the will of the black population of america, just as the plantation owners did before the civil war. your racist welfare keeps them in invisible chains and your bureaucrats punish them when they forget to do everything right for their food stamps. your liberal schools do everything to diseducate black kids because the best way to keep a people down is to keep them ignorant. an ignorant people are a people always in need and that’s what you liberals want. you want the black population on your government plantation.

yet you have failed. too many black men and women have worked hard to escape your version of slavery. there are too many now for you to keep the entire black population on your plantation. there will be fewer and fewer as time goes on. your establishment of abortion clinics in poor black communities may not amount to genocide literally, but it is lowering the number of black children destined by your schools to grow up ignorant; more and more black kids will grow up educated and you will lose your plantation. you will lose the quiet civil war that is being waged to free your slaves.

Alex Knepper at the Daily Caller.

2010-09-03T19:37:00.001-07:00

this kid is described at the end of this article, which you should read so my comments make sense: http://dailycaller.com/2010/09/02/tocqueville-on-palin/comment-page-1/#comment-238423 like this:

Alex Knepper is an undergraduate at American University. He has been featured by the CBS Early Show, National Public Radio, the New York Times, and other media outlets, and has been spotlighted internationally for the Human Rights Service of Norway. He is a member of the Independent Gay Forum. After years of seeking a label, he currently deems his political and cultural beliefs unclassifiable and anti-ideological.

the unclassifiable and anti-ideological can be thrown right out the window. to be nice i'll call him confused with liberal tendencies.

now go read the article because my comments on the site in reply to that article follow. -

it’s possible this kid is right about Palin’s populism being uniquely american. however, he is bloody wrong about the following:

“Our Constitution sets a few limits — on speech, on religion…”

aside from pointing out the other stupid things this kid as said, this needs to be pointed out verbatim, from the original document:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press…” – The United States Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment one, first sentence, exactly as written in the United States Constitution.

so, Alex, exactly WHAT LIMITS ARE PUT ON SPEECH AND RELIGION BY THE CONSTITUTION? dolt. read the constitution before you open your word processor and remove any doubt.

is there any christian....

2010-08-31T19:23:00.000-07:00

is there any christian who's salvation relies on another persons salvation?

later.

Dr. Alveda King

2010-08-31T18:57:00.001-07:00

"...I trust in the Lord, I'm gonna be okay."- Dr. Alveda King, niece of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., as related by Glenn Beck on his radio show.

It was at Glenn's "Restoring Honor" rally on the national mall.

It was when she and Glenn hugged that she noticed he was wearing a bullet proof vest.

She asked if he had another.

He said he could get her one.

She took a minute and said, "...I trust in the Lord, I'm gonna be okay."

And she was.

May God send she ever be.

later.

paris hilton

2010-08-30T18:22:00.001-07:00

what baffles me about this chick is what makes her so attractive?

she's as "plain jane" as you can get, even with makeup and blond hair.

yeah, most chicks her size look nice in a porno, which she used to get famous, but i can't imagine thinking she's a knockout or beautiful even when she's naked. her boobs would be more attractive than her face and maybe her butt too. and no, i haven't seen her video.

she's just a normal, nothing special, move along you've seen better, sort of chick. who made a porno to get famous. yippee.

not ugly, but not really worth a second look. unless perhaps you have the porno. or she has a wonderful personality. so...

paris hilton- personality or porno. take your pick. after all, even ugly chicks can win with either of those.

later.

America the Beautiful

2010-08-29T20:08:00.001-07:00

Land of the free,

home of the brave.

'nuff said.

later.

obama has succeded.

2010-08-22T22:11:00.001-07:00

and that sucks for us, the american people.

everything obama has put into play has cause naught but misery and poverty.

well done mister president, may you fail in everything else you try.

we, the american people, want prosperity and growth, not a whining list of why all of your failures are not your fault.

you have failed by your own admission.

congratulations- it's what you've worked for your entire life.

i hope you are happy, mister president.

later.

its always sunny in philadelphia

2010-08-22T22:02:00.001-07:00

watch the show.

you will learn two things-

1-everybody but the girls are stupid in philadelphia.

2-even the girls are stupid in philadelphia.

'nuff said.

later.

brithright citizenship

2010-08-08T15:47:00.001-07:00

my opinion is this:

if one biological parent of a child born in the united states is an american citizen then the child is too.

after all, i am one of those.

my dad is english. a british royal subject to this day. he carries a green card and everything.

my mom is a wisconsiner. an american by who knows how many generations.

one biological parent an american citizen, the child is an american citizen.

later.

wow, some scientists got something right even using an equation!

2010-07-16T16:14:00.001-07:00

check this article:

and the following is blatantly ripped from that article to make sure i can find it again:

the equation:

PH = √ (e2 + ve2)(d2) + (cg + dr)2 + π{(4<s>2)(4<p>2)}2 +
(vi + t + te)2 + {(4<c>2 )(4<du>2)}2

(e) is eye contact (1=none; 5=direct) 5; (ve) is verbal greeting
(1=totally inappropriate; 5=totally appropriate) 5; (d) is Duchenne
smile - smiling in eyes and mouth, plus symmetry on both sides of face,
and slower offset (1=totally non-Duchenne smile (false smile); 5=totally
Duchenne) 5; (cg) completeness of grip (1=very incomplete; 5=full) 5;
(dr) is dryness of hand (1=damp; 5=dry) 4; (s) is strength (1= weak;
5=strong) 3; (p) is position of hand (1=back towards own body; 5=other
person's bodily zone) 3; (vi) is vigour (1=too low/too high; 5=mid) 3;
(t) is temperature of hands (1=too cold/too hot; 5=mid) 3; (te) is
texture of hands (5=mid; 1=too rough/too smooth) 3; (c) is control
(1=low; 5=high) 3; (du) is duration (1= brief; 5=long) 3

pretty cool, eh?

later.

the united states of america

2010-07-09T20:47:00.001-07:00

will be great again.

once we have leadership that believes in her.

once we have a government that believes in the constitution.

once we get rid of the communists and radicals and the rest.

we are America.

not some stupid grand socialist failed state.

we will rise again.

we will over come.

we will be that shining city on a hill.

we will be what our founding fathers imagined:

a land where all men are created equal before God, where what a man earns before God he keeps before God and tithes from it to God in whichever way he sees fit.

it was Divine Providence that allowed us to become who we are.

it will be Divine Providence that will allow us to become who we were.

it is none more than the Divine Providence of God that has allowed us to come as far as we have no matter the obstacle set in front of us.

we are the United States of America and damn those that would destroy us from without or within.

we shall always be victorious.

later.

i might have heard this before but....

2010-07-06T22:23:00.001-07:00

one who tolerates an evil supports that evil.

later.

michael steele

2010-07-05T22:22:00.001-07:00

should resign from his gop job for one reason...

first the reason he should not resign- he's black. oooooooo wowooooowwwwoowowowooow he's black!!! who gives a crap?

second the reason he should resign- he is totally out of touch with regular america and what we think.

it may sound silly, but mike really should listen to one hour of any conservative talk radio show a day just to make sure he doesn't say something stupid every time he opens his mouth. in fact, just 20 minutes of 3 different shows a day, at any time of the day, would help him more than his own brain will.

ya, good ol' mike needs to wrap his head around what the hell is really going on in the world.

wait, he said that afghanistan was obama's idea?

ya, dump the fool. aint no one gettin over that one.

later.

did i mention...

2010-07-02T22:21:00.001-07:00

that i quit smoking cold turkey six weeks ago today?

well there it is.

i still want one now and again, especially when i've a beer in front of me, but it's easily passed over.

you get past day one without a cigarette you have only one question to answer: do i go another day or not?

regardless of how hard it is to quit, if you've made day one, you've done it and you know it; it's nothing more than not smoking again, or lighting up. after all, (and i know this for a fact) day two is hard but a whole lot easier than day one because you already got through one so you know you can get through another. it's not more than actually doing it.

do i make is sound easy? if i do, it's not my intention. why? because the second day of quitting was the worst day of my life and day one was twice as bad. joke? NO!

quitting smoking is quite the hardest thing that anyone not physically addicted to any other substance can possibly do in life. so that means all you ex-smokers (who should know better) and all you non smokers need to shut the fuck up about how smoking is so bad for whoever. trust me, WE ALREADY KNOW OR WE'RE DEAD.

by the way, i'm not an "ex-smoker", i'm just a dude that used to smoke. light up anytime you see me. carry on and be yourself, whoever you may be. and God bless you.

later.

this kid...

2010-07-02T21:53:00.001-07:00

link- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Sc2CLqEmk&feature=related

is more american than he could possibly know when he said that.

ya, the first minute or so.

Toby Keith....

2010-07-02T20:00:00.001-07:00

"courtesy of the red white and blue"

that's what a true American patriot believes.

we love this country.

we strive to make it better.

we work to bring opportunity to everyone.

we defend our land, our life and our American people against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

we do our best to be ...

American.

in every sense of the word.

decided to start over....

2010-06-28T17:30:00.000-07:00

i got way too negative in some of the stuff i was writing.

recently i quit smoking... like almost a month and a half ago.

the whole turning over a new leaf thing looks like something to try out.

dunno if it'll work, but why not give it a shot.

later.